Well he's not very handsome to look at <br />Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog <br />And he's always killin' my chickens <br />That dirty old egg-suckin' dog <br /><br />Egg-suckin' dog <br />I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground <br />If you don't stay out of my hen house <br />You dirty old egg-suckin' hound <br /><br />Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up <br />Though I'm not a real bad guy <br />I'm gonna get my riffle and send him <br />To that great chicken house in the sky <br /><br />Egg-suckin' dog <br />Your always hangin' around <br />But you'd better stay out of my hen house <br />You dirty old egg-suckin' hound