Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating <br />but there are several other <br />very important differences <br />between human beings and animals <br />that you should know about <br />I'd appreciate your input <br />sweat baby, sweat baby <br />sex is a Texas drought <br />me and you do the kind of stuff <br />that only prince would sing about <br />so put your hands down my pants <br />and I bet you'll feel nuts <br /><br /><br />Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Elbert <br />and you're getting two thumbs up <br />you've had enough of two-hand touch <br />you want it rough, you're out of bounds <br />I want you smothered, want you covered <br />Like my Waffle House hashbrowns <br />coming quickerthan Fred Ex <br />never reach an apex <br />just like coca-cola stock <br />you are inclined to make me rise an hour early <br />just like daylight savings time <br />do it now <br /><br /><br />Chorus: <br />You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals <br />so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel <br />do it again nowy <br />You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals <br />so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel <br />gettin' horny now <br /><br /><br />Love the kind, you clean up <br />with a mop and bucket <br />like the lost catacombs of Egypt <br />only god knows where we stuck it <br />Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific <br />I wanna be down in your South Seas <br />but I got this notion <br />that the motion of your ocean means <br />&quot;Small Craft Advisory&quot; <br />so if I capsize on your thights <br />high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship <br />please turn me on <br />I'm Mr. Coffee <br />with an outomatic drip <br />so show me yours, I'll show you mine <br />&quot;Tool Time&quot; <br />you'll Lovett just like Lyle <br />and then we'll do it doggy style <br />so we both can watch &quot;X-Files&quot; <br /><br /><br />Chorus (3x) <br /><br /><br />